yes i am a boy. yes that is a banana in my pocket. no i am not happy to see you
"i mean of course i’m happy to see you, I’m sure you’re lovely, but i’m just not HAPPY to see you. like, penis happy"
i hope in this 5sos book they tell us stuff we don’t already know bc i can recite the ashton video shop story and the first day of band practice story in my sleep
but calums skin probably smells like coconut or vanilla and im vry upset about it
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
who does lucas hemmings think he is wearing his shirt buttoned all the way up like that and getting me hot and bothered
you fucking asshole
Daddy Clifford being totally confused on how to button up/dress baby Clifford in any of his onesies and other little clothes so whenever you get home from leaving the two of them together baby’s in his diaper and michael’s in his underwear and he claims they were having some “male bonding time”